my mom doesnt like the word Piss bc its crass but the fact of the matter is that when our cat shoots a perfectly horizontal beam of urine hard as fuck straight over the top of the litter box she does not Pee. she Pisses

having a cat thats just objectively funny gets you so much Pet Clout. like hi this is gertrude. shes enormous and lumbers around ungracefully like an ape. when she comes running up the stairs it sounds like somebody rolling a washing machine down the stairs. she takes Mens Shits and pisses so loud people can hear it over the discord call. she doesnt play with toys but she shreds napkins on sight like its her job. she shoves my dads bedroom door open in the middle of the night and he had to upgrade the size dumbbell he uses to block it because she was powerful enough to pound the first one out of the way. she looks like a middle aged man and she likes getting held like a little baby. And Everybody Loves Her

[ID: five photos of a dark brown tabby cat. in the first, she is tearing up a napkin in front of an open laptop. in the second, she’s in bed looking like she just got woken up. the third shows her face from an odd angle, as if she’s accidentally taken a selfie. the fourth shows her being held in a weird pose with her front legs spread out. the fifth shows her sitting hunched over like an ape.]

Tbh I think that when an autistic person says something and you interpret it in a way you think is offensive and then the autistic person is like "no I didn't mean it that way" you should probably just consider the possibility that they actually didn't mean it that way instead of preparing the pyre

Some time ago, one of my best friends said that they found me abrasive until they learned to ask "what did you mean by that" when something came off wrong, and then my intended meaning would always be different than what they thought I meant.

We've gotten along great ever since.

Someone's tried to explain to me how to speak English in a less "brusque" way and it just went fucking nowhere, I didn't understand at all

Fuck that shit man

Today I thought about fentanyl so hard that a cop a few blocks away exploded into pure energy

I just want to remind everyone how affordable buying food from indigenous tribes is. I live in a major city and I was able to purchase and ship (15) pounds of fish from back home to myself for cheaper than I could buy it from a grocery store here in the city. Yeah, shipping has its own environmental factors but I was able to support an indigenous owned business while also getting my groceries at a lesser cost. (Buying in bulk is always a good idea if you’re planning on having something shipped to you)

Some tribal owned grocers that ship:

Bow and Arrow (Ute Mountain)

Native Harvest (White Earth)

Red Lake Fishery (Red Lake)

Wozupi (Mdewakanton Dakota)

Ramona Farms (Gila River)

Tanka Bars (Oglala)

Indian Pueblo Store (Pueblos)

Twisted Cedar Wine (Cedar Paiutes)

Ute Bison (Ute)

Seka Hills Olive Oil and Vinegars (Yocha Dehe Wintun)

She Nah Nam Seafood (Nisqually)

Sakari Botanicals (Inupiaq)

Honor the Earth (?)

Nett Lake Wild Rice (Anishinaabe)

Passamaquoddy maple (Passamaquoddy)

BONUS: coffee :)

Yeego Coffee (Navajo)

Spirit Mountain Roasting (Yuma Quechan)

Birchbark Coffee (Anishinaabe)

Thunder Island Coffee (Shinnecock)